Age/Gender: 13, Male
Location: Louisville, Kentucky
Job: Kid. Don't have one.
Just Because I live in Kentucky doesn't mean Im a hick. Random is funny. Video games are awesome. I try not to blam stuff. Love corndogs. Christian.
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That was disturbingly funny.
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What is B?
Author's Response:
B is a visual poem--the most brilliant work of art you'll ever see.
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Would you do a rant on the the stupid overprotective parents who think that spanking the shit out of their child after he/she whails about how their sibling poked them will "scar their child?" You're going to scar your child if you don't actually ever punish him/her. As for the video itself, it is very true. Everything you say is true, and you manage to make it funny at the same time.
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I dunno who he is, Im new to newgrounds, but I can already tell tell that he is awesome X 12.
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Secret Squirel is an old cartoon character.
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I must draw porn of it!!!!
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Watching you're videos are always fun because they're impossible and absurd, but you make them feel real, like it could really happen.
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Animation: Simple, but it fits.
Voice Acting: It's ok.
Length: Short.
Plot: None, but video game spoofs almost never have one.
Overall: There is a ton of stuff you can spoof in portal. Try making it longer.
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I'll be honest, I don't really understand some of the story (it's my fault, I need words).
I'll be honest again. Step 4 almost made me cry.
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It's kind of short, and I would like it more if it was longer. Anyway, it was good, but it could of been better.
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